Actual warnings on the labels of consumer goods

1. On hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
2. On a bag of chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
3. On a bar of soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
4. On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost.
5. On bottom of tiramisu dessert box: "Do not turn box upside down."
6. On bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
7. On packaging for an iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
8. On children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

9. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
10. On sleeping tablets: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
12. On package of peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
13. On an airline's packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."