I'm convinced that the only way to survive as a community college developmental English instructor is to keep laughing. Here's why:
(On how they've improved/what they need to improve at the end of a semester-long grammar and basic composition class)
At the end of an extended paragraph about why subject-verb agreement is the most important thing she has learned this semester: "Now I know that subjects and verbs always needs to agree."
In class I have learn lots and lots of grammar. Writing is something else that I done in class."
I believe I still need more improvement on commas, dangling and misplaced modifiers. When I use commas I need to understand when I need to put one in my sentence; even though I got better on my second essay."
"So now instead of one ruff copy I have three or more sometimes." (Maybe he needs four.)
"I've learned a lot of grammar. For example, I've learned that instead of saying, 'I had my hair done,' I should say, 'I had my hair did.'"
"Yes I have improved greatly. In the fact that I now look for incomplete and runon sentences, all the time." (Do you really?)
"I have improved on languagewise, how to punctuations, what thesis statements mean and to relate topics when writing an essay." (Amazingly, this really was a "languagewise" improvement.)
"I need to improve on what run-offs are." (First he should probably learn what they're called.)
"I have improved my skills using commas and apostrophe's. Because in my first essay I would just throw them in anywhere."
On where he still needs improvement: "I would say I still need it in fragments. Because I write the way I think it and then it ends up being a fragment. I do understand them." (I would say you need some work on that, too.)
"But the main thing that's very clear to me now, is using commas in the correct places." (Don't be so sure.)
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