Teachers in Heaven

A teacher died and went to heaven. St. Peter welcomed her in and said he would show her to her mansion. The first neighborhood was lovely. People were out on park lawns, socializing, grilling, playing golf on a beautiful course. Everyone was having a great time. The teacher asked if this was her neighborhood, but St. Peter said it was just for doctors.

They walked on and the teacher saw another neighborhood that was just as beautiful ...huge mansions, beautiful grounds, swimming pool, and a golf course. People were having a great time. Again she inquired if this was her neighborhood, but St. Peter said it was for dentists.

On through the clouds they walked, approaching another neighborhood. It too was beautiful with new mansions, parks, pools, etc. St. Peter told her this was her new home in heaven.

The teacher was thrilled except she noticed that no one was around and the mansions seemed to be empty. She asked St. Peter where everyone was. Didn't many teachers make it to heaven?

St. Peter announced that yes, there were lots of teachers in heaven, and they would all return the next day.

They were in Hell attending an inservice.