Dee, the Bowler

A bowling team was missing their best bowler, 
Dee. Her alternate, Michele, only averaged 120 
per game. The team was doing very poorly, having 
lost the first game of the match, when Dee 
finally showed up.

The assistant captain was then bombarded by 
requests to take Michele out and to let Dee bowl, 
but she replied, "Do not ask for whom Michelle 
bowls, she bowls for Dee!"