CROSSBREEDS
(Some of these are not appropriate for the classroom, 
but they are still good puns.)

What would you get if you crossbred these dogs?


Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = 
Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering 
ex-husband
 
Bull Terrier x Shitzu = 
Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
 
Pointer X Setter = 
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
 
Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = 
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
 
Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = 
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
 
Pekingnese X Lhasa Apso = 
Peekasso, an abstract dog
 
Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = 
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
 
Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = 
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
 
Newfoundland X Basset Hound = 
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
 
Terrier X Bulldog = 
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
 
Bloodhound X Labrador = 
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
 
Malamute X Pointer = 
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter 
anyway
 
Collie X Malamute = 
Commute, a dog that travels to work
 
Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to 
the end