A Dog's Life

A Doberman, a Bulldog, and a Chihuahua are in a bar 
having a drink and discussing dinner when a 
good-looking female Collie comes up to them 
and says, "Whoever can say 'liver and cheese' in a 
sentence and make it sound good can go out with me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and  cheese."

The Collie says, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese,"

She says, "Not too creative."

The Chihuahua jumps in and says, "Liver alone....
cheese mine!"