EDLETS

CORROBORATIVE LEARNING - when all the students in a class agree 
to stick to the same excuse for why their work is not done.

DIGITAL DISORGANIZERS - fascinating electronic organizers that 
distract students from paying attention to assignments, instructions,
and due dates.

HANDDOUBT - to wonder if the students even looked at the important 
papers you just passed them.

HYDROPEDANT - student who requests permission to get a drink of water
every ten minutes.

TELESUBBIES - substitute teachers who only show videos.

VISTAMIZED - a student so fascinated with the view from the classroom
window that he has completely lost touch with what's going on inside
the classroom.