Job Seekers
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Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office 
politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from 
all that.

Jesse James: I can list among my experience and 
skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical 
organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and 
a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

Marie Antoinette: My management style has been 
criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people 
person.

Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start 
on the competition.

Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

Lucrezia Borgia: My greatest accomplishment? After I 
took over the department, our competition just seemed 
to drop out of sight, one by one.

Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like 
discovering new things.

Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my 
last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and 
the populations of several countries.

Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like 
the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a 
promotion?

Lady Godiva: What do mean, this isn't 'business casual'?

Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat 
those fries?