More Headline Goofs

~ March Planned For Next August 
~ Blind Bishop Appointed To See 
~ Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -- Thief Gives Police The Slip 
~ L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide 
~ Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through 
~ Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al. 
~ Diaper Market Bottoms Out 
~ Croupiers On Strike; Management Says: "No Big Deal" 
~ Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans Protest 
~ Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped 
~ Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters 
~ Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 
~ Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice 
~ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
~ Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin 
~ Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 
~ Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man 
~ Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy 
~ 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar 
~ War Dims Hope For Peace 
~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While 
~ Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
~ Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation 
~ Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years 
~ Man is Fatally Slain 
~ Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation 
~ Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence 
~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
~ Police Discover Crack in Australia 
~ Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan 
~ Collegians are Turning to Vegetables 
~ Scientists to Have Ford's Ear 
~ Hershey Bars Protest 
~ County Officials to Talk Rubbish 
~ Carter Plans Swell Deficit 
~ Caribbean Islands Drift to Left