Oh, 0h....  Puns Below

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the 
key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint 
mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a 
small medium at large.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed 
in the end.

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Hans and Stein were playing in their yard in Zurich when 
one of the boys accidentally swallowed a coin and started 
choking. Hans ran inside to get help, yelling "Mom! Dad! 
Come quick! There's a franc in Stein!"