Life's Questions:

  If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

  If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

  Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

  What do people in China call their good plates?

  What do you call a male ladybug?

  What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?

  When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it
  was to set it to?

  Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

  Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

  How is it possible to have a civil war?

  If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

  If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a
  plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made of that stuff?

  If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
  monkeys and apes?

  Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a "s" in it?