The following are some of the winners in a New York Magazine contest, in
which the rules were: Take ANY well-known phrase in ANY foreign
language, change JUST ONE SINGLE LETTER, and then provide a definition
for the new expression.

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HARLEY-VOUS FRANCAIS?  Can you ride a French motorcycle?

IDIOS AMIGOS.  We're wild and crazy guys.

COGNITO, EGGO SUM.  I think, therefore I am a waffle.

RIGOR MORRIS.  The cat is dead.

RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID.  Honk if you're Scottish.

QUE SERA SERF.  Life is Feudal.

LE ROI EST MORT, JIVE LE ROI.  The King is dead.  No kidding.

POSH MORTEM.  Death styles of the rich and famous.

VENI VIPI VICI.  I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.

PRO BOZO PUBLICO.  Support your local clown.

MONAGE A TROIS.  I am three years old.

FELIX NAVIDAD.  Our cat has a boat.

HASTE CUISINE.  Fast French food.

VENI VICI VICE.  I came, I saw, I partied.

QUIP PRO QUO.  A fast retort.

ALOHA OY.  Love, greetings, farewell; from such a pain you should never
know.

MAZEL TON.  Tons of good luck.

APRES MOE LE DELUGE.  Curly and Larry got wet.

PORT-KOCHERE.   Sacramental wine.