Par`o*no*mas"tic, Par`o*no*mas"tic*al, a.  Of or pertaining to
paronomasia; consisting in a play upon words.  (Rhet.) A play upon
words; a figure by which the same word is used in different senses, 
or words similar in sound are set in opposition to each other, so 
as to give antithetical force to the sentence; punning. Dryden. 
1913 Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary

Allege: A high rock shelf

Arson: Our daughter's brother

Author: A person who is usually write

Autobiography: A history of cars

Avowal: a, e, I, o, u, and sometimes y

Backward: Patient rooms at the rear of a hospital

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants

Belong: To take your time

Carpet: A dog who enjoys riding in an automobile

Coffee: Break Fluid

Complaint: A grief resume

Condescend: A prisoner escaping down the wall using a rope

Deduce: De lowest card in de deck

Denounce: Words that name things, not de verbs, de adjectives, etc.

Document: Repeating what your doctor told you in your own words

Dogma: A mother dog

Eclipse: What a gardener does to your hedge

Earthquake: A topographical error

Falsehood: Someone who pretends to be a gangster

Flattery: Phony express

Fission: What Huck Finn did when he played hookey

Geometry: What the acorn said when it grew up

Grateful: What it takes to build a good fire

Handicap: A ready-to-use hat

Hari-Kari: Transporting a wig quickly

Hunger: What the posse did to the lady cow rustler

Hypochondriac: A guy who won't let well enough alone

Hypothesis: What a boy says to his father on the telephone

Indecision: Under the whether

Intense: Where campers sleep

Ketchup: What the runners behind in a race want to do

Kinship: Your brother's boat

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass

Legend: The edge of a cliff

Midget: Center engine of a three-engine fast plane

Minimum: A very small mother

Nitrate: Cheapest price for calling long distance

Observatory: What Washington asked his spies to do

Pandemonium: A housing development for pandas

Paradise: Ivory cubes used in craps and backgammon

Paradox: Two physicians

Paraffins: Found on the sides of fish

Paralyze: Two untruths

Praise: Letting off esteem

Rampage: Section of a book about male sheep

Sarcasm: Quip lash

Sherbet: A tip on a horse race or sporting event

Skier: A person who jumps to contusions

Sleet: A slipcover

Stirrup: What you do with cake batter

Subsidy: A town underneath another town

Tenure: A year after nineure

Thursday: How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day

Unabated: A fishhook without a worm

Valorous: A big animal vit tusks vot lives in vater

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks

Warehouse: What you ask when you're lost

Wholesale: Where a gopher goes to buy a home