So many questions...
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from
Holland called "Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack?  What's a whack?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your
two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  It's just stale bread to
begin with, right?

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?  (Teachers, of course, would be declassified!)

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
the universe, you will believe them; but if they tell you a wall has
wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they're cramming
for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?  Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
we supposed to do, write to them?  Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them
while they delivered the mail?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?