TEACHERS GET PAID TOO MUCH !!!!!!!

	I'm fed up with teachers and their hefty salary guides. What we
need here is a little perspective. If I had it my way, I'd pay these
teachers myself......I'd pay them baby-sitting wages. 

 	That's right........instead of paying these outrageous taxes,
I'd give them $3.00 an hour out of my own pocket. 

	And, I'm only going to pay them for five hours, not coffee
breaks. That would be $15.00 a day. 

	Each parent should pay $15.00 a day for these teachers to
baby-sit their children. Even if they have more than one child, it's
cheaper than private daycare. 

	Now how many children do they teach a day.....maybe twenty-five
or thirty? 

	That's $15.00 X 25 = #375.00 a day.  

	But remember, they only work 180 days a year! I'm not going to
pay them for all of those vacations. 

	$375 X 180 = $67,500. (Just a minute, I think I added wrong!)

 	I know you teachers will say, "What about those who have 10
years of experience and a masters degree?" Well, maybe (just to be
fair) they could get the minimum wage, and instead of just
baby-sitting, they could read the kids a story. 

	We can round that off to about $5.00 an hour, times five hours,
times twenty-five children. 

	$5.00 X 5 X 25 = $625.00 

	$625 a day times 180 days............That's $112,500 per year. 

	HUH??????? Wait a minute......Let's get a little perspective
here. 

	Baby-sitting wages are too good for these teachers. 

	Did anyone see a salary guide around here?